Oscar text conversation by N and Double Trouble

N= Goldie Hawn, my god !!! J’ai déjà gagné...
DT = La pauvre.... moi, j’ai perdu
N= YEAH ! Encore un !
N = Jen looks at Brad, Angie looks at Jen looking at Brad...
DT= And they all look pissed. Hugh Jackman is almost as beautiful as my horse
N= He has nice teeth?
DT= Petasse Sarah Jessica
N= B Button de merde...
DT= Benjarrest Buttump !
N= Is your horse as funny as Hugh ?
DT= Vampires... weeeee are girls fainting yet?
DT= See Jessica Biehl struggling with big words? Thank god she doesn’t have to say Synecdoche !
DT= RIngard.... enough of Hugh Jackshowman!
Little N= I’ll take ringard anytime (DTnote: she was AT the Oscars last year... we understand and forgive)
N= Where are the songs and Jon Stewart ?
DT= It’s ringaaaaaaaaaard
N= I’m gonna puke!
N=Phil Seymour Hoff. Make me sick. Peut pas se coiffer ?
DT= Happiness, happiness ! Yuk !
DT= Heath Ledger... and Sean a de la Penn
DT= Ohhhhhh Werner ! My love....
N= Warner ! Ja !
DT= What Warner ? Shut up
N= Werner... typo. Duh !
DT=Duh yourself
DT= Beware.. scientology on stage with Will Smith !
DT= and when I think that Mickey’s chihuahua died six days ago...
DT= Will Smith wearing scientology cross !!!!
N= ;-(
N= Where are John and Tom ?
DT=Pinky and the brain? Taking over the world of course...
N= And thank you France perhaps ?
DT= Where does this come from?
N= Jerry Lewis
DT= Ah oui, I forgot !
DT=Here comes the muzak
N= Chakde India !
DT= yeahhhh Bollywood
N= Globalism
DT= Jai hoooooo
DT= and foreign aligato surprise !
N= I saw it in the plane. C’est génial !
DT= Which airline?
N= Japan !
DT= duhhh
DT= and more Oscargnagna schmoltsy sticky muzak !
N= Paul or Heath?
DT= They didn’t show Angela Morley in the departed... not fair. She was big and even won oscars for scores (as Wally Stott)
N= India wins again
DT= Cotillard cotilles
N= Snif
N= Sofia au secours !
DT= Frozen river
N= I should say Mama mia!
DT= Gather girl ! Too bad Kate talked about the wrong film !
N= AH AH AH
N= I GOT MILK ?
DT= I thought Mickey would get it. You win !
N= I thought so too but Im such a big fan of Sean !
DT = Love him too
DT= Jai hooooooooo
N= Phew, not BB ! Hollywood loves Bollywood !